Short Jokes
3.7How To Stop People From Bugging You About Getting Married
3.7Silent fart
3.6The One-Line Genius Of Tim Vine
3.5What kind of bees make milk?
3.5Boiled egg!
3.4Two Nuns And A Vampire
3.4A compliment...
3.4Marriage
3.3Horse racing addiction
3.3iBreast!
more...




Why study?
Instead of studying for the last exam of their college careers, four seniors spent the night partying in the house they had rentedoff campus. The next morning they waited until the test would bealmost finished, and then made their way to class. Along the way they all put grease on their hands to support the story they were going to tell their professor. The class was almost done with the exam, when all four seniors burst into the room. They report to the professor that they had a flat tyre along the way and could they please retake the test? The professor said that he was a reasonable man, so he scheduled a test date for the following week.
Their plan had worked!
They studied diligently for the next week, making the most of their time. The day of the make-up came, andthey were ready for anything. Each senior was placed alone in a separate classroom for the test. The first question, worth 5 points, was easy. The second question was worth 95 points, and it simply read, "Which tyre?"

current rating: 3.17 (668 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : School Jokes
Category List : Revenge
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
the-travel-directory.co.uk - Travel and holiday links. From hostels to 5 star luxury, flights, insurance and car rental. Travel guides and information.
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy