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Going to heaven
One day, a sunday-school teacher asked her students what they thought going to heaven would be like.
Little Suzy answered: "I think you go up head-first, because your head is where you think about God."
Then little Joseph raised his hand and said: "I think you go up heart-first, because God lives in your heart."
Then little Tommy says: "I think you go up feet-first!" The teacher asked him: "Why do you believe this, Tommy?"
To which Tommy replied: "Because I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom and saw mommy sticking her feet into the air saying 'Oh God, I'm coming!' and if daddy hadn't been lying on top of her, she would have floated away for sure!"

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