Football
3.3Gordan Strachan's Sky Sports Quotes
3.3Cup Final Seat
3.3Match of the day
3.1Blonde Teacher
3.0United and City Fans Car Crash
3.0FA Cup
2.9PC World Technical Support
2.9Ron Atkinson classic quotations
2.8Football Quotes
2.8How many Manchester City fans...
more...




You best feature...
Ben rents an apartment in Martin Square, Wellington, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Ben smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him.

As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe. Poor Ben breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go into my apartment, I hear someone coming..."

He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature ?"

The flustered, embarrassed Ben stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Looks at these breasts! They are full, don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My buns - they are firm and do not sag, and have no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"

Clearing his throat once again, Ben stammers - "Outside when you said you heard someone coming - That was me!"


current rating: 3.36 (506 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Relationships
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.9Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
comedyDB.co.uk - Comedy Search Engine
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy