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David Beckham's Horse
David Beckham had a near-death experience the other day when he went riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and down out of control.
He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no good. With his foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the ground. His head continued to bump on the ground as the horse refused to stop or even slow down. Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as he was giving uphope and losing consciousness, the Woolworth's' manager came along and unplugged it.

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