|4 sinful nuns|
|The mother superior calls 3 nuns into main convent and states she has to ask them all one question.|
So she turns to the first nun and asks 'Have you ever touched a man's penis'. The nun says 'Yes - I touched one with my hand'. So the mother superior tells the nun ' Go to the holy water and wash your hands straight away' The mother superior then turns to the second nun and asks the same question 'Have you ever touched a man's penis'. The second nun says 'Yes - I have also touched one with my hand'. So the mother superior once again says 'Go to the holy water and wash your hands!"
Just as the mother superior is about to ask the third nun the question, a fourth nun suddenly starts to run towards the holy water. The mother superior startled, asks her what she is doing.
She replys ' I'm going to wash my mouth out before the third nun puts her arse in there.!!