|In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.|
The Skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more.
She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time. All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.
She spun around, with anger in her eyes and said very indignantly,
"Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!!"
The man smiled coyly and said, "Well Ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured that we was friends!"