Dog Jokes
3.5A Dog Named Sex
3.52nd place at Crufts Dog Show
3.2Clever dog
3.2Talking dog for sale
3.2Charles & the Genie
3.1One Smart Puppy
3.1Blind Mans Dog
3.1Good Dog...
3.1No dogs allowed?
3.0War wound?
more...




A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe...
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink. Then: "...a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too" And they keep drinking all evening.

Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that lying on the floor, are you?"

"That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."

current rating: 2.42 (635 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Animal Jokes
Category List : Bar Jokes
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.2Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
Premier League Predictions Game
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy