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Two Lawyers in the Woods
There were these two lawyers walking through the woods talking, when all of the sudden they come across a very hungry bear. So one of the lawyers opens up his briefcase takes off his shoes and puts on tennis shoes. "You actually think you are going to outrun that bear?", says the other lawyer.
"No", he says. "I only have to outrun you."

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