Working Life
4.0Job Application
3.9Job Interview 'Killer Question'
3.8New Boss
3.7How to resign in style
3.7Why I Fired My Secretary
3.6Word Perfect Helpline
3.6Damn Bank Account
3.5Tax Man
3.5Calling in Sick
3.5In-flight hunour
more...




Me Tarzan, You Jane...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground, and spread her legs.
"Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for squirrels."

current rating: 3.77 (1347 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Battle of The Sexes
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
Gifts, Gadgets, Toys and Games
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy