|A Blonde Decides To Go Horseback Riding|
|A blonde decides to go horseback riding, even though she has had no Lessons or prior experience. She selects a placid looking horse, pays her money and mounts the horse unassisted (though with some difficulty). The horse springs into action. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic rate. The blonde starts to slip from the smooth saddle. In terror she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck; but she slides down the side of the horse. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try to throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot had become entangled in the stirrup and she strikes the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground .. she is moments away from unconsciousness when.....|
The Woolworths manager rushes out and turns it off!