|A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.|
"No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said "but, it has my husband pretty upset."