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Lord, Let Me Win The Lottery
One day, Moisha goes to Temple and prays, "Lord, let me win the lottery". He goes home, and nothing happens.

Next week, he goes again and prays, "Lord, please let me win the lottery. I've been good and faithful. Let me win." Goes home, and again nothing.

The third week he goes and prays, "LORD, *please* let me win the lottery. I've been good. My wife's been good. My son is studying to be a rabbi. What more do You want?".

All of a sudden, a clap of thunder is heard, and a deep voice slowly says,
"Meet me half way. Buy a ticket!"

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