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A Smartie And A Polo...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were enjoying a quiet drink in a bar.
The bar door opened, and in walked a Humbug.
"Oh Shit" shouted the Polo, diving underneath the table.
"What are you doing?" said the Smartie.
"That humbug always slaps me and bullies me whenever I see him, so I'm hiding" said the Polo.
"You should stand up to him" said the Smartie. "He'll respect you if you do"
Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a smack.
"Piss off you stripy twat, or I'll knock you out" said Polo.
"Na, no problem Polo mate, I'll leave it" said Humbug.
Next night Polo & Smartie are sitting in the bar, when Humbug walks in with his friend, Tune.
"Oh shit" shouted Smartie, diving underneath the table.
"What are you doing?" shouted Polo,
"I know you told me to stand up to bullies, but he's with Tune" said Smartie.
"So?" said Polo.
"He's f*cking menthol" said Smartie.

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