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More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
Low fat Findus lasagne. Don't fall for the headlines. It's low in fat, but high in shergar.

Findus fish fingers test positive for 60% seahorse.

They've only just discovered the horsemeat in lasagne, because the cheese on top was mascarpone

Coca-Cola are pleased to announce that no horse DNA has ever been found in any of its products. Especially Shergar-Free Diet Coke.

29% of the meat content in Tesco's hamburgers turns out to be horse?! No wonder they gave me the trots!

Findus lasagne contains horse meat. I'd check the spaghetti bologneighs as well

Told my mate I had a hot date with an Italian Stallion - sounds a lot better than saying I'm sitting at home eating a Findus lasagne for one

You think Tesco Horse Burgers are bad, you should try their Quarter Pandas.

The advice if you do have Findus beef lasagne in the freezer is to take a long hard look at your life and work out where it all went wrong.

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