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Horsemeat Jokes
Horse walks into a bar. Barman says 'sorry mate, we don't serve food in here'

I don't get why everyone is so upset about the horse meat thing. I mean seriously, why the long faces?

Food scandal for vegetarians: vegitarian mince found to be up to 100% uniQuorn

Meat is redrum.

I got fired from the meat factory because I got an e-mail about a delivery of horse meat and I marked it as spam.

I bought a burger at Tesco’s cafe, the waitress said “would you like anything on it?”, I replied “a fiver each way “.’

Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony


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