Battle of The Sexes
4.2Long winded, but worth the read
4.0Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
3.8Me Tarzan, You Jane...
3.7BBQ
3.63 wishes
3.6Be strong...
3.6Girls Night Out
3.6Begging
3.5The Perfect Couple
3.5Sex in the dark
more...




Match of the day
I was sitting watching 'Match of the day' when the missus came into the lounge and suggestively said "Fancy going to bed early?"
I said "After the football, love".
She said "You do realise that you can record it", so I said
"Nice, you get the camcorder and I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes."

current rating: 3.26 (27 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Sport : Football
Category List : Sport
Category List : Short Jokes
Category List : Battle of The Sexes
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.2Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
Find more jokes and humour at JokeMachine.co.uk!
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy