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Match of the day
I was sitting watching 'Match of the day' when the missus came into the lounge and suggestively said "Fancy going to bed early?"
I said "After the football, love".
She said "You do realise that you can record it", so I said
"Nice, you get the camcorder and I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes."

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