Quotes
4.3Jimmy Carr Quotes...
3.8Viz Letters...
3.7The One-Line Genius Of Tim Vine
3.6Top 10 Peter Kay Quotes
3.5London tube drivers
3.5Sledging...
3.3Insurance Claim form quotes
3.3Gordan Strachan's Sky Sports Quotes
3.2Recent George Bush quotes
3.1Edinburgh Festival Best Jokes
more...




Sarah Millican Quotes
My mum gave me some advice when buying a apartment, don't get one with a balcony.
Thanks mum, what with living on your own, there'll be a high suicide risk.

There's a song called big girls don't cry, yeah they do, they cry cause their fat cause they can't get a boyfriend and cry cause there's no trifle left!

My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it.

Anyone in the front row married? this lady at the front how many years have you been married,
3 and a half years... Awww your nearly done.

An acquaintance of mine, I would say friend, but I wouldn't mean it.

My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to.
Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.

current rating: 3.09 (35 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Quotes
Category List : Famous People
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
Find more jokes and humour at JokeMachine.co.uk!
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy