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| Sarah Millican Quotes | | My mum gave me some advice when buying a apartment, don't get one with a balcony.
Thanks mum, what with living on your own, there'll be a high suicide risk.
There's a song called big girls don't cry, yeah they do, they cry cause their fat cause they can't get a boyfriend and cry cause there's no trifle left!
My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it.
Anyone in the front row married? this lady at the front how many years have you been married,
3 and a half years... Awww your nearly done.
An acquaintance of mine, I would say friend, but I wouldn't mean it.
My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to.
Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.
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