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I need the loo!
Girl: "Sir , sir i need the loo!"
Sir: "Sorry But we are In the middle of Our English Lesson."
Girl : "But sir i really really need the loo!"
Sir: "Okay, as long as you say the alphabet to me first.?"
Girl: "OK, abcdefghijklmno qrstuvwxyz !"
Sir: "Where is the 'P' ?"
Girl :" Running down my leg !"

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