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2 mexicans 1 horse
There was 2 mexicans riding on a horse. Pedro is in front and filepe is on the back. As they are riding the horse filepe smells something that is just horrific.

Filepe: Pedro did you shit in your pants?

Pedro: no filepe i didn't shit in my pants.

Filepe: ok Pedro.

"5 minutes pass"

Filepe: Pedro I smell something again are you sure you didn't shit in your pants?

Pedro: I told you filepe I did not shit on my pants.

Filepe: ok Pedro.

"5 more minutes pass"

Filepe: damn it Pedro get off the fucking horse

Pedro: ok filepe.

Filepe: just shut up Pedro and pull down your pants

Pedro: why filepe?

Filepe: just do it.

Pedro: ok

filepe: Pedro why did you lie to me you did shit in your pants!

Pedro: ooooooooooooooh I thought you meant today..

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