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Ouch, bee-sting golf!
A woman set off one morning on a round of golf, but it wasn't long into her round that she got attacked and stung by a bee. It was very painful, and she was a bit shocked, so she decided to abandon the game and head back to the club house.
When she got there, the club pro approached her and asked, 'You're back early, something the matter?'
She replied, ' I've just been stung by a bee, and it really hurts. I don't want to play any more'.
'Where did you get stung?' the pro enquired.
'Between the first and the second hole,' she answered.
The pro shook his head in a knowing way and said, ' Well that will be because your stance is far too wide'....

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