Sport
3.4Fart Football
3.3Horse racing addiction
3.3Match of the day
3.1Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop
3.1Shady Past
3.0Mexico Olympic team
3.0A delicacy
2.9London Olympics 2012
2.9Sporting Quotes 3
2.8Love Juice
more...




Hot Chocolate and Viagra
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.

The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"

The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."

The man says, "And the Viagra?"

"Keeps him from falling out of bed."

current rating: 3.42 (350 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Old People
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
Find more jokes and humour at JokeMachine.co.uk!
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy