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The Drunken Man
My husband and I were sitting at a table at my 50th high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink, as he sat alone at a nearby table.

My husband asks, 'Do you know him?'


‘Yes,' I sighed. 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my husband. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


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