|Funny Tennis Quotes:|
|To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles. Anonymous|
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, "Love" means nothing.
I would so like to be Lenny Kravitz.
I wore that to a sixth-grade dance. Robby Ginepri on Vince Spadea's outfit in Miami.
I listen to him most of the time, some of the time I switch off.
Andy Murray on coach Brad Gilbert.
Diane - keeping her head beautifully on her shoulders.
Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer.
If she gets the jitters now, then she isn't the great champion that she is.
McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. Fred Perry
When Martina is tense it helps her relax. Dan Maskell
We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining. Harry Carpenter
These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier. Max Robertson
She comes from a tennis playing family. Her father's a dentist.
Anonymous BBC 2 Television presenter.