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The Mirror
An old woman walks out of a toilet in a shopping centre and tells a blonde, a brunette and red that there is a mirror in the toilets that if you say the truth about something whatever you ever wanted comes true. But if you lie you get sucked into the mirror and go to oblivion.
So they all get excited and rush into the toilets.

The brunette gets to the mirror first and says "I think that i am the most beautiful person in here!" Bags and bags of cash came out and she went away.

The red head was the next to the mirror and she said " I think I am the most intelligent person in this room." and a BMW popped out the mirror and she drove away.

The blonde came to the mirror and said " I think...." and immediately got sucked into the mirror!

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