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How the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are, alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car. . .and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?


Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it. . . he was a DWARF!


He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'


So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

. . and well, that's when the fight started . .

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