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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

So, he said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. You, Mr Paulson, gave me 15,000. And you, Mr Hendren, gave me 10,000.

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a cheque. He handed it to Paulson. Now then, Im returning 5,000, and were going to decide this case solely on its merits!


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