|A blonde gets a job as a teacher. she notices a boy on a field stood by himself while all the other kids are running around having fun. she takes pity on him and decides to speak to him "You ok?" she says.|
"Yes" he says.
"You can play with the other kids you know?"
"Its best i stay here" he says.
"Why?" says the blonde teacher.
The boy says "Beacause I'm the goalkeeper".