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Elephants!
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?!

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.

Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The Mini is parked outside.

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