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Interesting moral story!
A bird is late flying south for the winter, so sets off alone.

After a few hundred miles, the cold gets to it, the bird falls out of the sky, landing in a farmers field, freezing to death.

Moments before death, a cow does a poo, which lands on the bird,

the bird is to begin with, annoyed, he's just being shit on, but the poo is warm, saving the bird from death.

after a few minutes, the poo cools and hardens, the bird needs to escape, but can't, before the poo sets completely, a cat comes along and pulls the bird out out of the poo!

Moral of the story : people who shit on you, aren't neccesary your emeny, people who pull you out fo the shit, aren't neccesary your friend!

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