|Two Old Men|
|Two old Chelsea pensioners are sitting outside the home, near to the famous flower show. One complains, “Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun! For £5, I’ll streak naked through the flower show!”|
“You’re on!” the other geriatric says.
The first old man fumbles out of his clothes and streaks through the show. Waiting outside, his friend hears a commotion, followed by applause. Then the naked old man returns, surrounded by a cheering crowd. “How did it go?” asks the friend.
“Great!” says the wrinkled streaker. “I won first prize for dried arrangement!”