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There was a man who was cheating on his wife and he had recently got his mistress pregnent. He told her he had family in Italy and to go live with them and have the baby. The girl decided she loved him very much and that she would go. He walked her to the plane and said when the baby come send me a postcard and write spaghettii on it, then my wife would have no clue what it means. So the mounths went by and then his wife phoned him at work she said " You got the strangest postcard from Italy, " Oh " he said trying to act surprised. She said ya it say " Spaghettii , Spaghettii , Spaghettii two with meatballs one without. The phone went blank.

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