|Wash your hands!|
|A country hick and a man from the city were both standing at the urinal. When they were finished, the city man washed his hands thoroughly with soap and water, and the hick just walked out of the bathroom. The city guy caught him and asked "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after going to the bathroom?"|
The hick replied "No, they taught me not to pee all over my hands."