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Vegetative state
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle? If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

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