|A man goes into a doctor's surgery.|
Doctor: "Good morning, what can I do for you?"
Doctor: "I see, that sounds very painful."
Patient (in considerable pain): "Eeeeeee!"
Doctor: "Have you taken anything for it?"
Patient (getting impatient): "Aye!"
Doctor: "Well I really don't see what I can do"
Patient (now exasperated): "Oooooh!"
Doctor: "If you can't describe any other symptoms, I may not be able to help"
Patient (reaching the end of his tether): "YOOOUU!"
Doctor: "Well, I think the problem is irritable vowel syndrome"