|A woman wanted a parrot- but nowadys parrots were too expensive so when she saw a parrot going really cheap in a pet shop she went in to enquire "why is this parrot so cheap?" she asked.|
"It is not the most polite parrot, he used to live in a brothel and his language is quite rude"
The woman thought 'no worries, i can teach him to be polite' and she brought him and took him home. The next morning when she came down from bed the parrot remarked "Nice tits!"
The woman was shocked! but paid no attention to the comment- thinking he would'nt do it again, but unfortunatly the womans daughter came down and again the parrot remarked "Pretty tits!"
The daughter ran upstairs crying.
Later dad came down the parrot remarked "Hi Keith!"