|The devil and the lawyer|
|One day in a lawyer's office the devil appeared, he told the lawyer, "I have a deal for you. I can make you five times richer, all your partners in the firm will appreciate you, all you clients will like you, and you will win all your cases." The lawyer said "That sounds good, what do you need?"|
The devil replied "I need your soul and your wife and your two children"
"is it a deal," the lawyer said "but what's the catch?"