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400 a night!
A man came home from work one day to find his wife just leaving the house with her suitcase. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm moving to Amsterdam."
He questioned her as to why she was leaving and she told him "I just found out that I can make 400.00 a night doing what I give you for free".
He pondered that for a moment, then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said "And just where do you think you're going?"
"I'm going too!!" he replied.
"Why?" She asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on 800.00 a year!"

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