Computers
3.6Word Perfect Helpline
3.5Y2K Statement
3.5The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs
2.9PC World Technical Support
2.9Best Out of Office Auto Replies
2.9Binary
2.7Etch-A-Sketch
2.7General Motors HelpLine
2.6Ode to A Spell Cheque
2.5Some eTruths
more...




Three Old Men
Three old men (70, 80, and 90) are sitting in front of a nursing home.

The 70 year-old said, "just once, I'd like to take a good, healthy piss". The other two nodded agreement.

The 80 year-old said, "You know, I wish just once I could take a solid shit".
The others nodded.

Then the 90 year-old spoke up. "Every morning at 7:00 sharp, I take a healthy piss.

And every morning at 7:30 like clockwork, I take a solid shit.

You know, just once I wish I could wake up before 8:00."

current rating: 3.24 (541 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Old People
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
the-travel-directory.co.uk - Travel and holiday links. From hostels to 5 star luxury, flights, insurance and car rental. Travel guides and information.
20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy