|A blonde in a canoe|
|A blonde is driving down the road in the country and spots another blonde, in a canoe, in a wheat field, rowing like crazy. She slams on the brakes and rolls down the window and yells to the woman,"What are you doing? You're in a field! "|
The woman stops briefly to listen and then returns to rowing like mad.
Angry because she's been ignored she yells again,"Hey! Stop that! You're making us blondes look dumb."
Ignored again the blonde in the car yells," You're lucky I can't swim or I'd come out there and kick your ass!"