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100 Times Smarter
There was 3 men stuck on the side of a river. None of them could swim, so while they were figuring out how to get across, they found a bottle and a genie popped out and said that he woulg grant them i wish each.
So man #1 jumps forward and said: "make me 100 times smarter" sooo... *pop*! He was, so he ran into a barn got out some straw and made a raft. He set it on the water sits on it it falls apart and he drowns.
So man #2 jumps up and says: "make me 1000 times smarter" sooo... *pop*! He was, so he ran into the forest got some twigs built a raft put it on the water got half way across the river it fell apart he drowned and got washed away.
So man #3 said to the genie: "make me a million times smarter" sooo... *pop*! He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

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