|A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.|
The children tasted and replied: "Red... cherry", "Yellow.... lemon", "Green.... lime", "Orange ... orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After swishing these
around in their mouths for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the professor said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, coughed her honey Lifesaver onto the floor, and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!"