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Dubya and the Devil
George W Bush dies and goes down to hell, The devil greets him and says unforunately we're a bit full at the moment so you'll need to replace one of the current occupants. I'll let you choose which one.

He gets taken to a room and Richard Nixon is there breaking rocks, George says "oh no I don't like that punishment much".

The Devil leads him to a second room where Ronald Reagan is being repeatedly whipped. George is not keen on this one either.

He finally gets taken to a third room and sees Bill Clinton lying on a bed being fellated by Monica Lewinsky. George grins and says yep, this is the one for me.

The devil says... "Ok Monica, you're free to leave we have a replacement for you."


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