|Jack and Jill|
|jack and jill were just married,jack took off his trousers ansaid to jill try these on.|
Jill replyed there too big, jack replied exactly ! i wear the trousers in this marriage and allways will.
Jill handed her knickers to jack and said try these on for size,Jack looked at them and said ill never get into those bloody things.
At that jill replied if you dont change your effing attitude you never bloody will....