Working Life
4.0Job Application
3.9Job Interview 'Killer Question'
3.8New Boss
3.7How to resign in style
3.7Why I Fired My Secretary
3.6Word Perfect Helpline
3.6Damn Bank Account
3.5Tax Man
3.5Calling in Sick
3.5In-flight hunour
more...




Brain Cells
From New Scientist.......
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained, or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest & weakest brain cells first.

Thus, regular consumption of beer, wine and spirits helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieved during their university years.

So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff that pint! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn’t deny yourself the career that you could have.

Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be!

current rating: 2.47 (445 votes)
rate this joke:
12345
terribleexcellent
Category List : Bar Jokes : Drink
Random Joke

Latest Jokes
3.3More Horsemeat Jokes... Now With Added Shergar
3.4Horsemeat Jokes
2.9The ultimate ethnic joke
3.8Monkey
1.7Knock Knock 8
1.1Interupting sheep
2.1Snake School
2.4Scared Numbers
2.3Olympic Tan
2.3Job Applications

Subscribe to our Friday Joke email and receive the funniest jokes every Friday, totally free and with no ads.
Click here for more details
, or just enter your email address and press subscribe

unsubscribe
TheDailyDraw.com - Two daily chances to up to £1 million by matching 6 numbers on their free-to-play lottery site.
© 20010 - Bitscape ltdContact Us | Privacy Policy